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Good Vibes

• You rule!
• You are awesome!
• You’re doing great. Keep it up.
• You’re doing great.
• You’re crushing it.
• You look amazing today.

Thanks & Appreciation

• I appreciate you.
• I appreciate it.
• Thanks for reading my blog post.
• Thanks a lot.
• Thank you.
• Thanks.

Yes / Approval

• Hell yes.
• Heck yeah.
• Yes please.
• Yes.
• More like this, please.
• Neat

Reactions & LOLs

• lol
• WTF
• WAT?
• Yay! (And sorry.)

Apologies & Wisdom

• I was wrong, and I’m sorry.
• I am sorry.
• I’m sorry.
• It doesn't cost you anything to be kind, but it could cost you everything if you aren't.

Setting Boundaries

• I am *a* lawyer, but I’m not *your* lawyer.
• I am not currently seeking synergy.
• I don’t respond to cold calls.
• I’m not interested.
• I don’t want to talk about that, so let’s change the subject.

No / Refusal

• I already said no.
• Hell no.
• No thank you, but I respect the hustle!
• No. Just no.
• No thanks.
• No, thank you.
• No.

Friction & Snark

• You don’t have to be a jerk about it.
• Please be nice.
• Not cool.
• Bit harsh.
• RTFM
• Because I said so.
• How very unoriginal.
• Devour feculence.
• Stop finding me!
• You are really bothering me.
• You’re bothering me.